Based on the unexpectedly brilliant Only God Forgives and the gorgeous trailer, hopes were raised that we'd be treated to a fascinating and scathing satire of the modeling industry told through gorgeous, hallucinogenic imagery. But, as though the director was intentionally trying to insult us, this film uses the most banal metaphors [models are vampires] and comes up short on the image front to end up a total bust.
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