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Mister Lonely
This artsy little movie concerns a Michael Jackson impersonator who befriends a Marilyn Monroe impersonator and joins her at a commune of impersonators. It's very sweet and delightful with minimal plot and scenes that don't necessarily advance what story there is, but accumulate meaning and emotion as the film goes on.

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Pootie Tang
A hilarious parody of blaxploitation movies that center around a super-hot male hero, this movie centers on Pootie Tang, who speaks his own language of nonsense words, and records hit singles that sound like complete silence, but are understandable to his fans. The plot is beside the point, and the best set-pieces are those that lay out Pootie's history or just demonstrate how incredibly cool he is.

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II Times the Superman II
Richard Donner, director of the first film, was halfway through making the sequel when he was fired. Richard Lester made his own version, inserting a great deal of campy humor that set the stage for the ultimate degradation of the entire series. Here we make a close comparison of the original Lester version, and the vastly superior, recently-reconstructed Donner cut, which retains the tone and actors of the original film.

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Night of the Lepus
Our videocasts continue [at last] with Night of the Lepus, which concerns a race of giant mutant killer bunnies that rampage through a small Western town! Thrill to the sheer stupidity of this movie, and the sight of regular bunnies running by tiny models!

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Family Romances
Incest is one of everyone's favorite topics, so it's no surprise to find a number of movies that feature relationships that have either edged into full-on incest, or bubble with subtextual incest themes. And here's a bunch of them!

 


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