http://www.cinemademerde.com Funny reviews and essays on bad and cheesy movies! en-us Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:05:06 EST Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:05:06 EST Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/WALL-E.shtml Pixar's latest is another masterpiece, with a sweet romance wrapped in an extremely bleak satire. http://www.cinemademerde.com/WALL-E.shtml Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Fame.shtml This popular musical from 1980 turns out to be absolutely dreadful upon review. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Fame.shtml Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/House_That_Screamed.shtml Students are disappearing mysteriously in this creepy boarding school. http://www.cinemademerde.com/House_That_Screamed.shtml Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Big_Trouble_Little_China.shtml Trucker gets involved in a supernatural gang war underneath San Francisco’s Chinatown. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Big_Trouble_Little_China.shtml Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Black_Roses.shtml Rock band comes to small town and turns all the kids there into delinquent demons. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Black_Roses.shtml Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Chris_and_Don.shtml Documentary about the relationship between Christopher Isherwood and his lover Don Bachardy. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Chris_and_Don.shtml Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Incredible_Hulk.shtml Hulk get chased. Hulk smash! Hulk feel ennui. Hulk become good guy! http://www.cinemademerde.com/Incredible_Hulk.shtml Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Trippin.shtml Kid has to learn to reign in his fantasy life, get the girl, and fill out those college applications. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Trippin.shtml Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Endless_Love.shtml Love between 17yo boy and 15yo girl is too hot to handle! http://www.cinemademerde.com/Endless_Love.shtml Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Time_Out.shtml Man lost his job a while ago, but still pretends to his family like he’s working. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Time_Out.shtml Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Martin.shtml The life and times of a troubled young vampire. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Martin.shtml Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Foot_Fist_Way.shtml Loser guy at suburban Tae Kwon Do studio endures mucho personal humiliations. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Foot_Fist_Way.shtml Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Lady_In_Water.shtml Fable about this chick who lives in a pool and has hope for mankind or some such. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Lady_In_Water.shtml Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Savage_Grace.shtml Woman who married into rich family acts wild, drives away her husband, then makes her son crazy. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Savage_Grace.shtml Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Monstroid.shtml Poison from a chemical company has created a giant man-eating monster down in Columbia. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Monstroid.shtml Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Jumper.shtml Guy inexplicably has the ability to teleport. Others are against him for no reason. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Jumper.shtml Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Open_Your_Eyes.shtml Rich Playboy loses his face, then things start getting really weird. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Open_Your_Eyes.shtml Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Bigger_Faster_Stronger.shtml An examination of steroid use in America, with special emphasis on their dangers, uses in sports, and the American culture of having to win. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Bigger_Faster_Stronger.shtml Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Raise_Your_Voice.shtml Small-town girl has to follow her dream to be a singer at an exclusive arts program in L.A. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Raise_Your_Voice.shtml Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Devil_Daniel_Johnston.shtml Documentary about artist / musician Daniel Johnston and his experience with manic depression. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Devil_Daniel_Johnston.shtml Sat, 31 May 2008 03:05:06 EST http://www.cinemademerde.com/Yella.shtml This German film is a redoing of a famous early horror classic, but knowing what it is would spoil the movie for you. http://www.cinemademerde.com/Yella.shtml