The CdM Random Movie Hunk Page II: The Curse of the Hot Stud
In a world where mustaches are mocked... where hairy, macho guys have become an object of ridicule... one man dared to lead a ragtag group of survivors in the admiration of the big honkin' random hunks of days past. Now, a hero will rise to stand against the ever-growing army of clean-shaven, hairless boy-types who strive to look as though they may one day be old enough to shave. He will struggle, at great personal risk, to create: The CdM Random Movie Hunk Page II: The Curse of the Hot Stud.
Above, Deputy Jason from Night of the Lepus, The CdM Random Movie Hunk of the Year, 2006
Above, Mario from The Witches' Mountain, the CdM Random Movie Hunk of the year, 2007

Hey, you saw the CdM Random Movie Hunks Page I, didn't you? It sets up the crucial context with which this page cannot be understood without.