THE UNIQUE CdM RATING SYSTEM
evaluates a movie's Goodness AND Badness!
............... ..................<< OLIVIAS ..DIVINES >>
.........................
.. 
.....................................represent ...represent
...................................GOODNESS ...BADNESS
MOST RECENT MOVIE:
Stealth
An jet with a brain that turns evil and attacks mankind? Sounds like dumb fun! Too bad it's more dumb than fun.
Also: The Island; Fantastic Four; War of the Worlds; Land of the Dead
READ THIS REVIEW:
Black Shampoo
SEE a woman orgasm just from having her hair washed! WATCH Tanya Boyd's hair go from straight to nappy in response to her moral decisions! WITNESS the most offensively homophobic scene I know of!
CONTEMPLATE THIS ESSAY:
The Function of the 'Fag'
in movies filled with hunky men like The Longest Yard [remake], Con Air, and Wedding Crashers.
WATCH THIS HOME FILM FESTIVAL:
Double Features
These are films so closely related [without being remakes] that it's fascinating to watch both of them.
RECENTLY ADDED:
TWO RANDOM PHOTOS:
All content © 2005 Cinema de Merde. Images are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law and are property of the film copyright owners. You may freely link to any page on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.